Nobody In This Sh*thole Gets Me: Runnin' Her Hands Through My Fro (Yo)

sarahb:

camplittlewolf:

Here’s list of words and phrases that are OFF LIMITS if you’re ever around me:

- “cool beans”

- “mani/pedi”

- “fro-yo”

- “get you some”

- “whatever’s clever”

- “baw-chicka-wow-wow” (I really thought we’d finally eradicated this, but apparently some moms you went to high school with are still…

I would like to add my old complaints “rockin’ the [Chucks/red lipstick/old prom dress]” (no, you are not rockin’ anything, DAD) and

the seriously zombie always horrible never even funny the first time in 2004 “just threw up in my mouth a little bit.” WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU THROW UP.

(Click the link up there to read Millie’s full list.)

1) I once sent Joey a text asking him if he wanted to go get some fro yo.  He replied, angrily — I should mention also that he had just moved here and was lost all the time, which was a constant source of his frustration — “NO.  What the FUCK is fro yo?”  That kind of removed that word from my vocabulary.

2)  I hate all euphemisms for The Person That I Love.  I don’t like “SO” or “DH” or “Hubby” or “Wifey” or any of that.  Boyfriend.  Girlfriend.  Husband.  Wife.  Lover.  Whatever, just not that fucking baby shit or abbreviated internet babble.  

Source: camplittlewolf
  1. bluishorange reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    “Wheels up/down.” I don’t care about what’s happening to your airplane or the fact that you are using your phone inside...
  2. frauberg reblogged this from camplittlewolf
  3. anotherchancetogetitright reblogged this from sarahb and added:
    1) I once sent Joey a text asking him if he wanted to go get some fro yo. He replied, angrily — I should mention also...
  4. torrentbrothel said: Kewl list!
  5. sarahb reblogged this from camplittlewolf and added:
    add my old complaints “rockin’ the [Chucks/red lipstick/old prom dress]” (no, you...not...
  6. fallingandlaughing said: May I suggest the addition of ninjas and rockstars to bullet #10?
  7. vulpius said: I am okay with “get you some” as long as it remains inside a complete sentence spoken by a native southerner, eg “Go get you some iced tea; it’s in the kitchen.” Otherwise, must go.
  8. rundr said: “It is what it is”
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